Q. "What are some of the prophetic visions revealed by the Goddess atFatima?"
A. "Some bard my children, some freakin' Celtic bard from thetranscendental Isle of Hibernia once discussed a vision he had, mychildren. He said he saw the face of the Goddess rising out of the oceanwhile visiting an ancient holy city called Ur in a far off terra firmacalled Sumer. He said he saw the return of a star-faced holy man whocalled himself the pale Lizard King rising from the grave as some sort ofsoul impressionist, a Breton, bardic god to the doom generation ofmillennium's end. He looked up and saw the sky before him. And in the skyhe saw angels shivering in the clouds from the cold rain of theapproaching storm. He reached out and caressed nature's aggression,grasping a thunderbolt from that storm. He planted the seeds of corruptionfor the raven-haired goddess of Babylon, and from their union he sawnothing good!"
Q. "What is the most important thing we as mortals can possess while weexist here in this realm?"
A. "Memories, my love children. Memories are the way mortals can graspthe reigns of immortality if but for a fleeting moment. Song, poetry andspoken word are the ways we can tell our memories to those that wouldlisten, even in darkened times when the 'cold goddess of technology' hasenveloped us in her soulless bosom. The muse can only live as long as youallow her to live in your heart."
Q. "What is the most primordial force in the universe?"
A. "Chaos. It is for the sake of chaos that order exists. For it is thedeus of chaos that allows the universe to groove in a timely manner. It isthe principles of chaos that maintain the fluid motion of time and allowit to navigate silently pass us unseen."
Q. "Is there anything else that you would like to offer today'sgenerations as we approach the millennium's passing?"
A. "In the season of the future foregoing much will be decided. Learnfrom my lessons for I have been to the edges of reality and I have tastedthe sweet milk from the bosom of Ashtoreth-Astarte. I have seen the lostMo-jo of the highwayman dangling in the winds of fate and I have fell tomy knees and prayed to the horned goddess of the Philistines. Upon hersupple breasts I have slumbered for an aeon and a day as she ceaselesslymilks me of my..."
Unfortunately the sance was cut short at that point by the Paris cityconstabulary.
Their reasoning was said to be a matter of crowd control. Or was it moreof a matter of certain influences, spiritual or otherwise, not wanting thetruth to be revealed?
These are quotes received from Jimmy Hendrix from beyond the grave,during a recent sance held at his gravesite just outside of Seattle,Washington. As stated previously, interpretation is the subjective view ofthe individual.
Q. "So tell me who or what is making all those crop circles that keepappearing in the English countryside?"
A. "Well man, it's a bunch of drunk pixies. Dig? They keep making raidson old man Pendarvis' home brew cellar over in Cornwall, then they go andraise a bunch of hell in the wheat fields of the midlands. I remember oncewhen I was just starting out over in London, we took a gig down inBrighton. I passed out in an alleyway behind the pub that we played at andwhen I woke up I had a crop circle formation in my afro."
Q. "Wow, was it of any particular design or was it just a bunch ofswirls?"
A. "I'm not sure, some woman told me that it looked like Elvis. Anotherperson said that because it looked like two ravens copulating it mustrepresent the ancient symbol of the Morrigan, the fertile raven Queen ofwar in Celtic mythos."
Q. "Since you have had plenty of free time on your hands over the lasttwenty-six or so years have you heard any interesting rumors?"
A. "Well I heard that the ancient Egyptian goddess Isis is actuallyworking with Gnostic goddess Sophia to bring about a matriarchal,Goddess-based religion by the year 2007. I also heard that all that UFO,Roswell controversy was actually a murder cover-up by the U.S. government.It seems that a couple of Russian spies came too close to area 51and got whacked by the Feds."
Q. "Tell us if the Olmec/Mayan calendar with its world ending sequenceof December 23, 2012 is for real or has it been misinterpreted?"
A. "All I know is that there seems to be a whole lot of people runningaround with millenium fever, acting all uptight. Well, don't sweat itcause there is absolutely nothing that you can do about it anyway. Thecosmic wheel spins undaunted by our hopes and desires and we are justalong for the white knuckle ride."
Q. "Assuming that reincarnation is an actual process of spiritualmountain climbing when is your soul scheduled to next enter into thisworld?"
A. "On August 14, 2008. I will be born to a young couple in a suburb ofNew Orleans, Louisiana and my destiny will be to revive the almostforgotten art of Mississippi delta blues."